Aw, Karl, don't go!
Well, there's a season for everything. Nothing lasts forever, not even absolute power. Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove announced his intention to resign at the end of August.I know you're heartbroken right now, but just remember, this too shall pass. The pain will subside. Just focus on the fact that there will be another evil mastermind to loathe and despise soon enough. Rove is leaving big, smoking, evil shoes to fill, of course, but rest assured, there's another diabolical half-demonoid hellish cherub out there with huge clawed feet ready for the job. Don't fret!
In all seriousness (as if that ever happens here), I don't buy the Rove-is-evil nonsense. These people are not evil -- not even Cheney. Well... No, not even Cheney. We could say they're wrong, foolish, selfish, arrogant, ruthless, or use any number of other weak adjectives, but not evil. Remember, liberals went after Bush for his use of the term "axis of evil" because it was an oversimplification of a complex world. What's evil anyway? Good people commit evil acts, and the other way around. It's a uselessly inadequate word.
Neutrality for all!
Just kidding... about everything except the evil stuff.
See ya later, Mr. Rove. Well played, sir. WELL PLAYED, YOU EVIL BASTARD!
- August 13, 2007
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He is stepping down because his plan has been completed. This country is going to hell in a shitbasket and his well trained protogege's will see to it that it's the dems' fault
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