Bush Attempts to Give Kim Jong-il Full-Body Massage
In a controversial attempt to break the nuclear stalemate with North Korea, President George W. Bush today tried but failed to give North Korean President Kim Jong-Il a full body massage. Mr. Bush had been searching for weeks for the proper pretext to meet with Mr. Kim in order to administer the surprise rubdown, White House spokesman Tony Snow confirmed. "The president believed that there were knots of tension in Kim Jong-Il's shoulders and neck region," Mr. Snow told reporters at the White House. "He felt that once those knots were removed, Kim Jong-Il would be more amenable to abandoning his nuclear program."read more...
- July 25, 2006
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It's just real darn unfortunate that our poor President couldn't fulfill his mission and Lay Hands on that slippery little guy. I believe without a doubt that Mr. Kim Jong Whatever would be saved and feel better too. I know our poor President has been chosen to endure these hardships so that he can show the healing power his holy rubdown. My fervent hope is that someday we may all feel the joy.
Maybe he (Dumbya) should take "The Crisco Kid" AKA John Ashcroft with him and a jug of salad oil! LOL
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disinformation | john ashcroft: an empty suit with the deepest pockets Sacred anointing oil is comprised of fine spices blended into olive oil. ... read Ashcroft's book and his admissions of "smearing" himself with Crisco oil. ...
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