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Bush Demoted to Dwarf President

In a move heavily anticipated for the last five years, the National Academy of Historians has ratified what had been generally accepted knowledge, and officially demoted George W. Bush to status of “Dwarf President.” Although Bush stands over six feet tall, both the microscopic size of his brain, and his total lack of any gravitas, immediately disqualified him from the definition of a full-fledged President. As with Pluto...

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  • August 26, 2006
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How can a head so big have a brain so small. What's good enough for the universe is good enough for America.
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