Cheney Makes Surprise Visit to Heaven
SUNDAY - Vice President Dick Cheney, in a series of blunt and sometimes biting statements during a visit to Heaven, defended the Iraq war, government corruption, secret energy meetings, outing CIA agents and cursing in public.His visit was made at the behest of Heaven's St. Peter, who sought to question the vice president about his handling of the war in Iraq. Cheney's tone was typically feisty.
He defended the war as a "remarkable achievement" to the Holy Gatekeeper, and dismissed suggestions that his days on earth were numbered.
At a news conference late Sunday, Cheney warned that "all options" are on the table if Heaven attempts to intervene in the Middle East, leaving the door open for military action.
- February 26, 2007
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