Joke of the Day
"So Congress and the White House headed for a standoff. Neither side willing to give an inch. What's an occupying country to do? Democratic Senator Mark Pryor has the answer, proposing that we pick a withdrawal date but keep it a secret. That way, when we withdraw, the enemy will just be confused." --Jon Stewart"McDonald's has a new hamburger out. The one-third of a pound hamburger. ... I'm not saying it will clog your arteries, but they're calling it the McCheney." --Jay Leno
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning to invade Iran. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iranians and one bicycle repairman." The guy exclaims, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?" Bush turns to Cheney, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iranians!" -- Unknown
- March 30, 2007
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