Joke of the Day
"After weeks of mock testimony, there you have it. Alberto Gonzales doesn't know what happened, but he assures you, what he doesn't remember was handled properly." --Jon Stewart"While you folks were applauding, John Edwards raised another $3 million for haircuts. ... John Edwards ... is trying to show folks he is a hawk. Today he declared a war on split ends." --David Letterman
"Campaign records now reveal that John Edwards is using his campaign money to get $400 haircuts in Beverly Hills. ... He said he only went to the expensive stylist because they are friends. Friends? What kind of friend charges $400 for a haircut?" --Jay Leno
"Presidential candidate Tommy Thompson, the former governor of Wisconsin, is speaking to a Jewish group ... and says to them, 'For the first time in my life I'm earning money, which is part of the Jewish tradition.' Then he apologized with, 'I'm sorry. ... I'm so sorry. That's the speech I was supposed to give in front of the Muslim group'" --Jay Leno
- April 23, 2007
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