Joke of the Day
"Really, President Bush? You think [the Gonzales testimony] went well? Which part? Because the best thing anyone can say about Gonzales' testimony was that he didn't use the word 'nappy,' and he remembered to wear pants." --Amy Poehler"In his testimony yesterday, Alberto Gonzales admitted the firing of U.S. attorneys was mishandled. He said it was mishandled, but he was only marginally involved." --Jay Leno
"Sanjaya was voted off 'American Idol.' ... Experts say that America wasn't going to vote for a guy who spends that much time on his hair ... which is more really bad news for John Edwards." --Jay Leno
"I'm not saying Alberto Gonzales is in trouble, but today Sanjaya said, 'Get rid of him.' ... A new study says that heart disease is related to erectile dysfunction. No wonder Dick Cheney's been so grumpy all the time." --Jay Leno
- April 24, 2007
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