Joke of the Day
"President Bush sent out an e-mail today asking people to send money to the Republican Party. How come those e-mails never get deleted?" --Jay Leno"Yahoo announced they're going to host the first ever online presidential debate. Why Yahoo? Why not on a eBay? Candidates end up going to the highest bidder anyway" --Jay Leno
"New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is busy. He says he wants to copy an anti-poverty program that is currently used in Mexico. Apparently, Mexico has a great anti-poverty program. It's called 'a bus ticket to Los Angeles.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Congratulations to presidential candidate Joe Biden, who has increased his poll numbers from one percent to two percent. ... Is that a big deal? Two percent? ... The margin of error is what ... three percent?" --Jay Leno
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