Joke of the Day
"Last night, Helen Mirren won an Oscar for her role in 'The Queen.' And now, the real Queen of England has invited her to have tea at Buckingham Palace. Meanwhile, President Bush has extended a similar invitation to Larry the Cable Guy." --Conan O'Brien"The U.S. government has hired several psychics to help find Osama bin Laden. So far the psychics haven't been able to locate bin Laden, but they do predict soon he'll find true love." --Conan O'Brien
"I was listening to the news in the back. This just in: President Bush just promised we will be out of the Academy Awards by 2010" --David Letterman
"Presidential candidate Tom Vilsack ... has dropped out of the presidential race. Experts say it's because he failed to attract a very important demographic group when you're running for president -- people." --Jay Leno
- February 28, 2007
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