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"It's great to have Bill in the mix again. It puts conservatives back on the offensive. Now they can get back to doing what they do best [on screen: Fear Gay People]. Pointing out that everything wrong with this country is Bill Clinton's fault." --Stephen Colbert"In Germany, the openly gay mayor of Berlin won re-election by a landslide. They said he may be now looking at a higher office. Germans are now debating if they are ready for a gay leader. Gay leader? You thought Hitler knew how to put on a parade." --Jay Leno
"The Senate has voted to approve the building of a 700-mile fence along the 2,000-mile border of Mexico. This is what happens when you let President Bush do the math." --Jay Leno
"With rumors swirling of him possibly running for office, George Clooney said the only thing he plans to run for has two legs and a skirt. To which Ted Kennedy said, 'You can do both.'." --Jay Leno
- September 29, 2006
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